You Lie, Motherfucker

Another load of shit from those woke "scientists" who don't read a Bible.

Researchers have detected organic compounds and minerals necessary for life in unprecedented samples collected from the near-Earth asteroid Bennu, adding evidence to the idea that asteroids likely delivered the building blocks of life to our planet early in its history.

What!!! You blasphemer!! Ever body know that God made Man in God's image from nuthin at all. Ain't no physics or chemistry (from those Yankee states) dat's gonna convince me otherwise. OK, so we always show Jesus as fishbelly white, even though them Middle Eastern folk are beige or cafe au lait (I learned that one from the internet).

By The Numbers - part the eighty fourth

Now that Kim Don-Felon and his Merry Band of Fascists (so says this Tesla investor) has, once again, said that, fur shur, he's going to tariff the shit out of Canada, et al, here's some numbers of interest:

- it takes 5 barrels of precious water to make 1 barrel of synthetic crude.
- the USofA gets 97% of tar sands "oil"
- most of it ends up in Upper Midwest refining
- tar sands "oil" is heavy shit, not that light stuff in North Dakota
- the USofA gets 60% of oil imports from the Great North

So, while it's heavy shit, it is a significant supply. Why fuck with that? Because Kim Don-Felon and his Merry Band of Fascists (so says this Tesla investor) are morons, more concerned with the fantasy size of their dicks. The Musk Ox has, though not often, admitted that Uncle Sugar has bailed him over the years. But, of course, both he and Batshit J. Moron are self-made men.

- and there's the gas situation, too 2/3 of Northwest gas is Canadian

Some folks are too dumb for words. While the cities of the Northwest tend to Blue, the rest are Red shitkickers. Won't they be happy? Well, Batshit J. Moron will get away with blaming Sleepy Joe for the inflation.