I Told You So - 21 March 2024

More than a few times in the course of producing these essays, the point has been made that the MARF^™(party like it's 1829) crowd bitches and moans about the "animals" hopping over the border. The problem is: more often than not the economic engines in the MARF^™(party like it's 1829) states depend on such "animals" to pick crops, mow lawns, pound roofing nails, and sundry other work that requires neither education nor learned skills. It helps if you can not fall off the roof on your own, since in the MARF^™(party like it's 1829) states (and, some not so) safety apparatus is regarded as a profit-sink. We don't need no stinkin harnesses!!

So, of course, the lamestream press has finally found the thread.

Some would also like to accelerate work authorizations of asylum seekers so they can start training sooner instead of having to wait 180 days, as required by federal law.

Yeah, how long does it take to learn how to pound roofing nails? Less than a Ph.D. in math stats, I'd wager. Not even 6 months. I guess an hour or two. Hell's bells, almost no one even uses a 2 lb. hammer anymore; all replaced by air guns fed by a stack of nails just like an AR-15. (007 used one to kill some bad guys; one right in the eyeball, cool.) And, one might suppose, that the MARF^™(party like it's 1829) native born sub-GED roofing nail pounders like things just as they are. I mean, once they're of age, they can run for El Presidente on the MARF^™(party like it's 1829) ticket! After all, the Orange Jesus can't possibly live much longer, and he ain't much smarter than your garden variety sub-GED knuckledragger.