02 January 2025

Musk, Meet Chickens

Well... it looks like the chickens have come home to roost.

Tesla posts its first-ever annual sales drop.
-- Chris Isidore/2025
Destroy Twitter, buy a chucklehead President, make cars that hit people, suck up billions of Bongo Bucks from Uncle Sugar (while claiming that he's a bespoke Genius), and so on. May have worn out your welcome. Go back to the shithole country you came from.
Shares of Tesla (TSLA) fell more than 4% in early trading on the weak sales report. But they closed 2024 up 68% for the year. Almost all of that gain came after Election Day, as investors bet that Tesla will benefit from policies under the incoming Trump administration, given the key support for the president-elect from CEO Elon Musk.
Badges?? We don't need no stinkin badges!!! We got the Boss by the nuts. He'll give us anything we want. Well... and the rest of the billionaires.

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