Nixon, Jr.

If you're old enough, you know about Nixon's enemies list. Ain't no sore loser like a Evangelical Reactionary Radical Right Wingnut. So, here's a bet (no moolah involved).

Now that Sleepy Joe has handed out preemptive pardons like Halloween candy, what's a Kim Don-Felon and his Merry Band of Fascists to do? Well... the answer is easy. Have The Musk Ox sue each and every one of them to the hilt. The pardon only exempts the person from federal criminal prosecution. The Musk Ox can sue the bejesus out of all of them, and only find his networth diminish by a rounding error. The Musk Ox can afford it, and the suits can bankrupt some number of the Enemies. You read it here first.

This memorandum addresses the matter of how we can maximize the fact of our incumbency in dealing with persons known to be active in their opposition to our Administration; stated a bit more bluntly—how we can use the available federal machinery to screw our political enemies.

Ya think Kim Don-Felon and his Merry Band of Fascists might have kept a note? Did LBJ, or any other strongman Democrat, do this? Not that history currently remembers.