14 February 2024

A More Modest Proposal

High schoolers, current and former, are well aware of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal", yes? Well, later time, different place, but time for another.

Now that the Evangelical Radical Right Wingnuts have impeached Mayorkas for not following their policy demands (not exactly a high crime or misdemeanor), whatever they may be at the transitory whim of Orange Jesus, there has been room for Another Modest Proposal to solve the immigrant-at-the-border-problem all along. Herewith.

Send a regiment to the Rio Grande, and set up machine gun nests every hundred yards or so, mow done the miscreants as they cross the border (it's in the middle of the river, in case you didn't know). Their lifeless bodies will just float on down to the Gulf of Mexico (kinda, sorta sending them back to where they came from). Or, may be snipers, which would be cheaper, one migrant, one bullet. Problem solved. The ghost of Swift would be proud.

The Evangelical Radical Right Wingnuts certainly hasn't come up with anything more effective, and, at the behest of the Orange Jesus, killed (he he) the carefully negotiated pact (which is very un-Democratic, i.e. the Sleepy Joe Party caved to the MARF™* brigade) to address the issue.

* - Make America Redneck Forever

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