Between A Rock

It's long been the view of folks who read the data and scan the folks, that the underlying issue of the USofA going back to before The Founding (in fact, 1619) isn't Left vs. Right, but Shit Kickers versus Educated City Folk. Now, even MARF^™(party like it's 1115) is hoisted on its own petard.

"The state can try and take it," Swenson declared at the hearing. "You're going to end up taking it from my cold, dead hands."

In an interview, Swenson said he had voted for Burgum twice and had once considered him a strong conservative — but after the governor's support for the pipeline project, he didn't want to see him elevated to national office.

What's that turn of phrase about serving two Masters? Isn't it The Bible? Shouldn't the Evangelical Radical Right Wingnut Shit Kickers know about that?