16 June 2023

By The Numbers - part the thirty third

So, what's up with the GOP? We know have 10 (as I type, more to come) fools trying, or so they would have us believe, to knock off Batshit J. Moron for the party nomination.

Really? They're all in it for the Cabinet seat or Ambassadorship when wannaBePresident Huey Long 2024 gets elected again. They're all in it to create chaos and syphon off votes bit by bit, ensuring that oughtaBePresident Nicolae Ceauşescu has the plurality at the convention, and thus the nomination. Of course, he could well be in The Slammer by then. Or dead of a heart attack; his obsession with bad food makes that ever more likely.

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